DN- STUPID CEREAL

CHRIST. ON A BIKE.

*dingle-ding*

I BLAME CHAD. He had said something that led to something else that resulted in this on the last day of band camp. Would have colored and posted it back then, but I wanted Michi to be there when I did, and we only just found time tonight. I did the drawing, she did the writing.

If you can't read what goes on, here's some help:

On the box:
Spoon: I'm gonna keel mahself!
Label: enlarged to show TEXTURE, BITCHES.


Nutrition Facts
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(This cereal contains no nutritional value. It contains negative nutrition. If you eat it, it sucks the life from you like a life-sucking PLAGUE.)
Ingredients
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Oh you do not even want to know. Usually something Light Yagami picks up while wandering the streets, raping beetles, being naked, roping cattle, choking school teachers, molesting your appliances, or exploding.

Message from Light:
Dear CHILDREN,
I hope this cereal brings you the joy of explosive diarrhea. May you all know the feeling of sitting at your desk at school, and having your pants explode in a tidal wave of feces, small dogs and umbrellas, scarring your classmates into mental institutions, as they drag you off to prison, naked.
Light

Prize: "My Mangled Family Jewels~ Light"

....I am so. Sorry. If this cereal makes you want to go sit in the road and wait for death. Or if the box colors make you have seizures or, quite possibly, feel like you're acid tripping.

I WILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE IF YOU GET EVERY SINGLE NON-ME-AND-MICHI JOKE ON THIS AD. 8D